Tucker and Friends Whoop it Up at the ALP Launch Party

Issue #208 | Because he's awesome.

Dec 16, 2024

Hello everyone! Happy Monday ….. We begin a new week of Tucker goings-on with a review of the festive and fun ALP launch party.

The other night, Tucker was joined by friends outside of Nashville, Tennessee inside Dave Ramsey’s magnificent barn for the launch of his new nicotine pouch line, ALP.

In attendance for the holiday party / product launch included John Rich, Bryce Mitchell, Kenny Shepard, Theo Vonn, Jason Whitlock and Mel Gibson, along with Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene and former Republican Washington representative candidate Joe Kent of Washington state.

The Daily Caller has an exclusive look at the event: At the official launch party, Carlson recalled receiving a letter from Zyn’s headquarters after he jokingly mentioned on a podcast with comedian Theo Von that the nicotine pouch had erection-inducing properties.

“About three weeks later, we get this letter from the General Counsel of the Zyn Corporation, with like pronouns at the bottom of the page, saying, ’It’s come to our attention here at Zyn World Headquarters you made a non-substantiated whole thing about our product, and you should know that there is no medical science supporting the untrue misinformation that it’s an erectile dysfunction treatment.’ And I thought, ‘You know, I hate you. I hate you so much,'” Carlson said

‘I hate you and everyone else who can’t take a joke who’s required by law not to see humor as a category that has to send me a sold-in letter,'” Carlson said. “‘I’m joking! I paid you the greatest compliment you could ever pay a consumer product, and you attacked me for it?’ By the way, it may even be true. You don’t even know the science. Shut up!”

Carlson went on to thank Von for being a pivotal part in pushing him to realize he had been ingesting a product that was made by people who hate him and everything he believes in.

“To me it was just like a metaphor for what it’s like to live in this country that I love so much and want and will never leave — [I] will die here,” Carlson added. “A country full of great people sort of living under the tyranny of humorless pronoun robots. I thought, not another dollar.”

As part of ALP's commitment to decency, a portion of ALP profits will go to charities that align with the values of its consumers, such as forest restoration, protecting former K9 service members, and funding trade school scholarships for Americans.

Here’s the full, 5-minute speech from Tucker at the Alp launch party.